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Song made up of Mike Tyson Quotes

This song makes me want to sit by the fire with a warm Courvoisier and punch something.

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Kim Kardashian and Marriage

A lot of people are PISSED OFF about this whole marriage/divorce thing with Kim Kardashian and that tall dude.

I can’t blame them…I mean, people stand at their pulpit, bible in hand, preaching about the sanctity of marriage. They rally and pay thousands of dollars to stop same sex couples from marrying because it’s “not right”…and then along comes a Kardashian to fuck it up.

I’ve been watching my Facebook feed light up like a Christmas tree from gay man after gay man, all in long-term committed relationships, who aren’t given the same privilege of a Kardashian. And let me just say, you do NOT want to piss of the gays. They are fierce and they remember. Keep that in mind, Kimmie, the next time you’re in hair and wardrobe.

I saw this little gif on the internet and it brought a smile. I am guilty of flipping the TV channels and stopping long enough on E! to catch the crazy shenanigans of the Kardashians and did happen to see this little clip. I think the new version will hit home with more people.

What’s your stance?

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Adam Levine – missing a little sumpin-sumpin


So Adam Levine posed with his girlfriend in the Russian Vogue or Журнал VOGUE (for those who speak Russian).

Look, I’m all for Photoshop. I’m guilty of taking the family photos and “relaxing” wrinkles and “powdering” shiny spots on faces…but take a look at the photo. Notice anything missing? How about his entire small intestine and a kidney or two. Did NOBODY in all of Russia notice this? Did Adam Levine notice this? I think to a certain degree we all delude ourselves into what we really look like…however even when I’ve felt my hottest I could still see my stomach.

I feel badly for the guy. I mean, he’s missing a good portion of his innards…although I have heard that the guts are the one portion of your body that can continue to work on the outside of your body. Maybe his colon was like a drag queen’s tuck job, maybe it was just taped behind him.

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