Vagina Dentata? It’s for POWERFUL Chewers!
Saw this lovely “chew toy” in the pet store the other day and…well…I can’t imagine that it was created for any other purpose than…well…
Then I remembered my husband singing a little ditty to the catchy tune of “Hakuna Matata.” It goes something like this…
“Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase
Vagain Dentata, aint no passing craze.
A Galileo for the rest of your days.
It’s a penis-free philosophy…Vagina Dentata!”
I’m sorry that you can never unhear that and you’ll probably walk away from this post possibly even singing it.
Who am I kidding? I’m not that sorry.